Tesla Will Change The World And Waste All Your Money

Tesla will change the world. No, Tesla is changing the world. And faster than you can even comprehend.

Just so we’re clear, I’m about to drag Tesla across the coals. Same with Solar City and Space X.

Elon Musk’s multi-billion dollar empire is just a giant crony capitalist funded house of cards that could implode at any second.

Tesla, Solar City, and Space X have received billions of dollars in  government subsidies and have numerous different government contracts  that essentially make these companies bedfellows with US tax payers.

Do  you like fancy rockets, roof tile solar panels, and luxurious electric  cars? Well, if you live in the US, you’re paying for them whether you  like it or not.

And if you do like electric vehicles, you can buy Tesla stock with  it’s unbelievably inflated valuation, massive debt load, and ridiculous  non-GAAP reporting.

(Generally Accepted Accounting Principles – GAAP – is the accounting  standard adopted by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.  Basically, it keeps companies honest by comparing their finances on a  level playing field. Lately, some companies, like Tesla, having been  skewing their accounting practices to favor their outlooks. This  completely augments the valuation of the company as it becomes nearly  impossible to compare their finances to other companies. Hence, the  reason why Tesla has outlandish valuations.)

Now… let’s hear the other side of the story…

I was in Colombia earlier this week for an investing trip ( which turned out to be extremely successful with some great investment opportunities that I will be sharing in the near future ). On my way back I flew from Cali, Colombia to LAX, which cost around $300.

The problem was that from LAX I needed to get to Palm Springs, which  is about a 30 minute flight. That 30 minute one-way flight cost $400…  more than flying from Colombia to the US. Crazy-stupid expensive.

So, I looked for other transportation options. I eventually found out about the company Tesloop, which is crazy-AMAZING.

(I have zero connections to Tesloop, so I have no incentive to talk  so highly of this service. On top of that, I just told you about what I  think of Tesla, so I clearly have no dog in this fight.)

The ride from LAX to Palm Springs cost me $29 in a brand new Tesla X.  There was juice, coffee, water, snacks, noise cancelling earphones,  neck pillows, wi-fi, and every amenity you could wish for in the car. It  was literally like flying in first class… except I was in a Tesla.

Tesloop is a company that uses Teslas (they say they have no  affiliation with Tesla) to transport people on pre-scheduled routes.  Right now their routes are in California, but I’m sure they are  expanding soon.

Here is the crazy part… Tesloop calls the drivers of these vehicles  “Pilots.” 95% of the journey uses driverless technology and the Pilot  just sits there in case something happens.

The “Pilot” may be sitting in the driver’s seat… but that’s about all he’s doing. Sitting.

Yes. You read that correctly. Think about that. The car drives itself 95% of the time. 

It’s difficult to comprehend how this form of transportation will change the world… and this is just the beginning.

Imagine if you paid for a subscription service that allowed you to  ride driverless Teslas anywhere you want. Imagine Uber combined with  Amazon Prime combined with Tesla’s driverless technology.

This isn’t some sci-fi make-believe concept. This is happening. Right now in front of our eyes.

On  the way to Palm Springs. Passing by the renewable energy wind turbines  while riding in a self-driving electric vehicle. The future is here… at  least in California.

Now  remember all of those mean things I said about Tesla, Solar City, and  Space X? Maybe it takes a fearless leader, like Elon Musk, to do  whatever it takes to make these ideas happen. 

Government subsidies, non-GAAP accounting, raising unlimited amounts  of money from investors… maybe it’s all justifiable in the end?

What if the world really is changed by all of this incredible technology?

I hope it is.

But… I’m not going to put my hard earned money in these overvalued  investments. Yes, there are enormous possible gains, but there is also  enormous downside risk.

I’d rather invest in things that are trading for multi-year lows. I’d rather invest in assets with minimum downside risk and massive upside potential.

Don’t get me wrong. I enjoyed the Tesla ride. Hell, I might even buy  one someday. But, when it comes to investing in the company, I’m going  to steer clear. I’m going to invest in areas I know will make me money,  because I’m going to need a lot to buy that Model X with a $100,000  price tag!

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What do you think of Tesla?

I’ve found there are only two opinions. Love or hate.

The people who love Tesla hate me for speaking down on the company.

The people who hate Tesla hate me for speaking highly of the company.

Either way I’m screwed… but I’d be interested in hearing what you have to say anyway!